The smarter you are, the better you are at justifying your own bullshit.
Getting a great deal
On something that you don’t need
Is just a cheaper way
To buy something that you don’t need.
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But why would you want to?
I have the solution to body shaming:
1. People stop giving a fuck about other people’s bodies
2. People stop giving a fuck what other people think about their bodies
Must it be so difficult?
The next time you start to idealise someone,
Or put them on a pedestal.
That person once had explosive diarrhoea.
Why couldn’t the Euclid get a mortgage?
Nobody else could cosine the loan.
Where do wealthy British cannibals go to study?
Why was the Buddha jailed for killing a man?
Because it was pre- meditated.
What do you call a team of guys who fix your car AND don’t fix your car simultaneously,
Then move their office location every time you try to find them…?