Getting a great deal
On something that you don’t need
Is just a cheaper way
To buy something that you don’t need.
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#Aphorism – Retail Therapy / 05.04.19
#Idea – Stop Being Offended AKA Arguments Against Taking Things Personally
When you take offence, you have abdicated your power to choose how you feel to another person.
You have allowed them, consciously or not, to press your buttons.
.
And besides
Since your ‘person’ is, on one level, optional
(i.e a persona – a mask you wear and an idea you have created about yourself)
There’s no need to take anything ‘personally’
Unless you want to
.
But why would you want to?
But why would you want to?
#Idea – About white supremacists
I don’t really understand white supremacists.
I mean, the entire premise can be refuted in one word.
‘sunburn’
#Idea – Jack’s shit and simple solution to body shaming / 21.09.16
I have the solution to body shaming:
1. People stop giving a fuck about other people’s bodies
2. People stop giving a fuck what other people think about their bodies
Must it be so difficult?
#Aphorism – 27.03.16 / All Of Your Idols Have Had Explosive Diarrhoea
The next time you start to idealise someone,
Or put them on a pedestal.
Remember this:
That person once had explosive diarrhoea.
#Joke – Euclid’s Loan
Why couldn’t the Euclid get a mortgage?
Nobody else could cosine the loan.
#Joke – British Cannibal School
Where do wealthy British cannibals go to study?
Eton
#Joke – Jailed Buddha
Why was the Buddha jailed for killing a man?
Because it was pre- meditated.
#Joke – Quantum Mechanics
What do you call a team of guys who fix your car AND don’t fix your car simultaneously,
Then move their office location every time you try to find them…?
Quantum mechanics.
#Idea – Gratitude / 23.05.16
Give gratitude to the parents of your friends and the people you love.
If they hadn’t fucked all your amazing friends wouldn’t exist.
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