1. People stop giving a fuck about other people’s bodies
2. People stop giving a fuck what other people think about their bodies
Must it be so difficult?
The next time you start to idealise someone,
Or put them on a pedestal.
Remember this:
That person once had explosive diarrhoea.
Why couldn’t the Euclid get a mortgage?
Nobody else could cosine the loan.
Where do wealthy British cannibals go to study?
Eton
Why was the Buddha jailed for killing a man?
Because it was pre- meditated.
What do you call a team of guys who fix your car AND don’t fix your car simultaneously,
Then move their office location every time you try to find them…?
Quantum mechanics.
Photo by SodanieChea
Man: You are walking along any place you choose.
Out of nowhere comes a loud buzzing, and a large and (obviously very stupid) fly collides with your cheek
Insect: You are flying, thinking about bright and shiny things to collide with. Suddenly a giant, (and obviously very stupid) floating face collides with you.
